May 14, 2012

13 May 2012

Niffy: Your legs are really thick!

Me: Niffy!

Niffy: What? They are!

May 14, 2012

(At dinner)

Niffy: Why is the front of your leg so skinny and the back so fat?

(Niffy resting her head on my legs at dinner)

Me: Get up and eat!

Niffy: But your legs are so comfy! There’s so much fat I can’t even feel the bone!

Me: …

Niffy (singing): FAT! FAT! FAT! BLUBBER! BLUBBER! BLUBBER!

Niffy: When you go swimming are you warmer because of all your blubber?

May 14, 2012

11 May 2012

Me: Hey can you get me my camera?

Her: Ok.

Mum: Oh get me my laptop.

Her: HAH am I a maid??

Me: No, we’re paying you.

Her: No you’re not.

Me: We’re paying you by food.

Niffy: Why can’t cameras take pictures in 3D, only 2D?

Me: Invent it.

Niffy: But I don’t know anything! I’m not a professional photographer or anything.

May 14, 2012
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Going for a walk.

May 13, 2012
Hi! I have a webcomic that updates every Thursday and Saturday, and here I will post things my little sister says (she’s about 10 years younger than me and I, as an old person, lack understanding of the ways of her generation).

Hi! I have a webcomic that updates every Thursday and Saturday, and here I will post things my little sister says (she’s about 10 years younger than me and I, as an old person, lack understanding of the ways of her generation).

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Here are quotes from my sister. She's over a decade younger than me and sometimes says pretty neat stuff. I also have a webcomic inspired by her. Check out www.facebook.com/NiffyChips ! Subscribe via RSS.