Niffy: Why is the front of your leg so skinny and the back so fat?
(Niffy resting her head on my legs at dinner)
Me: Get up and eat!
Niffy: But your legs are so comfy! There’s so much fat I can’t even feel the bone!
Niffy (singing): FAT! FAT! FAT! BLUBBER! BLUBBER! BLUBBER!
Niffy: When you go swimming are you warmer because of all your blubber?
Me: Hey can you get me my camera?
Mum: Oh get me my laptop.
Her: HAH am I a maid??
Me: No, we’re paying you.
Her: No you’re not.
Me: We’re paying you by food.
Niffy: Why can’t cameras take pictures in 3D, only 2D?
Me: Invent it.
Niffy: But I don’t know anything! I’m not a professional photographer or anything.
Going for a walk.
Hi! I have a webcomic that updates every Thursday and Saturday, and here I will post things my little sister says (she’s about 10 years younger than me and I, as an old person, lack understanding of the ways of her generation).